“Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon” – E. M. Forster
“There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.” – Samuel Johnson
“New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.” – John Locke
“You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons, they’ll turn out to be heroes, even if it’s just in your own eyes.” – Walter M. Schirra, Sr.
“There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.” – Ovid
“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.” – Rodney Dangerfield