That’s one ugly baby!

“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.” – Rodney Dangerfield  

Youthful infatuation

“Infatuation is not quite the same thing as love; it’s more like love’s shady second cousin who’s always borrowing money and can’t hold down a job.” ― Elizabeth Gilbert

The banjo man at rest

“The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.” – Steve Martin

Life’s too short to worry

“Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.” – Leo F. Buscaglia

Seeking advice from a friendly stranger

“If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.” – Jack Adams


“When we get impatient because something is taking too long, we should remember that Life waits on us a thousand times more than we wait on Life.” ― Laura Teresa Marquez .  

I’m sure he’s in here somewhere

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.” ― P.J. O’Rourke

Shared enlightenment

“Tell me and I forget.  Teach me and I remember.  Involve me and I learn.” – Benjamin Franklin

Did you hear about ….

“Gossip needn’t be false to be evil.  There’s a lot of truth that shouldn’t be passed around.” – Frank A. Clark  

In search of an audience

“I’ve done my share of busking, and it’s fun until it isn’t. There are musicians in the subways that’ll make you cry, they’re so good.” – Andrew Bird